DOS EQUIS
I DON’T ALWAYS USE TUMBLR, BUT WHEN I DO. I LOOK AT CATS
Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.
You are now reading another entry, into the journal of more time i wasted believing in love. sure, their are reasons but when one microphone is off, the words fall on deaf ears.
My side
Preparing my literary repertoire, Vast depths rivaling the infinite abyss. Stunted, for the listener, cannot comprehend multiple syllables.
Homosapiens
As a homosapien I have learned that My evolutionary advantage is a straight spine; coupled, with an uncanny ability to pick up objects off the ground with my toes.

Dear Good/Greedy Samaritans
Thank you for the kindness of returning my cellphone. But fuck you for trying to hold it ransom. Be thankful we didn’t meet. Be doubly thankful you didn’t meet my girlfriend.